(Updated by ChatGPT for grammar correction)Here’s my story. You need to read the whole thing.I am 61 years old, 5’10”, 250 lbs, and I always say that I’m old, fat, bald, ugly, and nearly blind.I’ve never had problems attracting women in my life. The issues always started after I got them. Over my lifetime, I’ve had many notable women in my life—some of them even household names. This goes back to my high school days (1978–1981) and up until my marriage, which lasted from 1998 to 2000.After my divorce, I swore off relationships and stuck to renting girlfriends by the hour. Now that I’m approaching my 60s, I still resist casual relations with unpaid amateurs.That said, I’m retired, bored, and have always been curious about pheromones. I bought this product and another similar one. Both were unscented. I doused the entire bottle on the inside of my jacket and let it air out for a few days. I wanted to see what would happen.There’s a nearby restaurant in my NYC neighborhood that I visit three to four times a week to sit at the bar and have a coffee. I’ve been going there for years. I know all the staff and enjoy chatting with John, the bartender. I hadn’t been there in three weeks due to my travels.When I arrived, I greeted everyone, took off my jacket, and placed it on the back of my chair. I ordered my coffee and started talking to John. Then, out of nowhere, a new waitress I’d never seen before came up to us and asked, “What are you two talking about?”I told her we were just talking about “guy stuff” involving girls. Then I mentioned that I liked her accent, which sounded South American, and jokingly asked if she was from New Jersey. She laughed. (Truth be told, I stole that line from Dumb and Dumber—Jim Carrey’s character said it to a girl with an Australian accent.) She told me she was 27 years old, from Colombia, and the cutest thing I’d seen there in a while.After exchanging a few more words, she went off to tend to customers. John gave me a what the hell just happened look. He told me that the waitress was new and often gets hit on but that was the first time he’d seen her talk to someone outside of work-related topics.John and I continued chatting, but after a few minutes, she came back, saying she was bored. The three of us talked for a while. I shared a few more jokes, and then she walked away again. John and I exchanged another look like, “What’s happening here?”Then, Niko, the manager, stopped by and asked what I’d said to the girl. He told me she’d asked him who I was, my name, and other details.I wanted to keep my experiment a secret. I know I have a somewhat magnetic personality, but it’s not that magnetic.She stopped by one last time, and I ignored her for a bit until she suddenly blurted out that she was leaving for Colombia the next day and would be returning on January 7th. Then she asked if I’d be around when she got back.I’ve never seen anything like this in my life.Who really knows if this product works or maybe she likes fat, ugly, bald guys.